In a bold move to combat petty theft, CVS is arming all employees with firearms and explosives, ready to neutralize anyone daring to enter their stores. Forget your impulse buys; this is more like an impulse war zone!

One of America’s largest retail corporations just made a huge policy change that reveals the sad state of our society: CVS has announced that they’re&#8230; <p dir="ltr">One of America’s largest retail corporations just made a huge policy change that reveals the sad state of our society: CVS has announced that they’re going to open fire on anyone who tries to come into CVS.</p> <p dir="ltr">Dang. CVS is really not messing around.</p> <p dir="ltr">Speaking from inside an armored bunker deep under...