humor
Reductress
2026-05-26
Woman Buys 50th Pillow, Cites Ancient Financial Proverb: 'You Gotta Spend to Earn'
In a groundbreaking display of economic theory, a local woman justified her 50th throw pillow purchase with the age-old wisdom: 'You have to spend money to make money.' Clearly, her sofa is destined to become a Michelin-starred cushion destination.