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humor The Onion 2026-05-26

Harvard Cracks Down on A's: Only the Richest Kids Deserve Perfection

Harvard, in a bold move to combat grade inflation, will now limit 'A' grades, suggesting they be reserved for the exceptionally wealthy. Apparently, intelligence is now directly proportional to parental net worth.


<p>Faculty at Harvard University voted to set limits on the number of A’s awarded to students, citing the need to curb grade inflation. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/harvard-caps-number-of-a-grades/">Harvard Caps Number Of A Grades</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Faculty at Harvard University voted to set limits on the number of A’s awarded to students, citing the need to curb grade inflation...

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