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humor De Speld 2026-05-26

Weekend Sports Quote: Cyclist Asked About Dinner Plans, Gives Profoundly Boring Answer.

In a stunning display of journalistic prowess, 'De Speld Sport' asked a cyclist what he planned to eat. His answer was apparently so mundane, it's now the 'Quote of the Weekend'. Truly, the heights of athletic inspiration are a mystery to us all.

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