In a bold move for remote work, employees nationwide are ditching their trousers for meetings, citing heatwaves and primal urges. Apparently, it's all about ROI, and not at all about HR's potential new 'assets' to blur on Zoom.

ALL homeworkers are completing their allotted tasks and attending meetings entirely naked, they have confirmed. <p><strong>ALL homeworkers are completing their allotted tasks and attending meetings entirely naked, they have confirmed. </strong></p> <p>Across the country, anyone working from home is typing with their laptop mere inches from their exposed, perspiring genitalia and will not mention it if you do not ask.</p> <p>Jordan Gardner said: “In a heatwave you should open windows at night and...