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Weekly Horoscope: Leo, just quit already, nobody else will make you.

This week's horoscopes offer some truly inspired advice, like Leo needing to resign because no one else will fire him, and Taurus being more gullible believing in politicians than astrology. Apparently, Gemini's goal is to learn to swim before their new job... possibly at the bottom of a pool.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="332" src="https://emtstatic.com/2017/05/horoscopos-600x332.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Aries Temperaturas de agosto en mayo, pero estando en el trabajo en lugar de en la playa. Disfruta lo votado. Tauro Debería darte más vergüenza creer en el PSOE que creer en el horóscopo. Géminis Tienes que alcanzar tu propósito de este año consistente en aprender a nadar antes de incoporarte a tu puesto de [&#8230;]

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