Witnesses are aghast as one man, clearly unhinged, chooses to wear jeans during a national heatwave, prompting calls for his immediate detainment and forced disrobing. Apparently, wearing full-length pants is now considered a climate emergency requiring public outcry.

A CLEARLY disturbed man has chosen to wear full-length trousers rather than shorts, it has emerged. <p><strong>A CLEARLY disturbed man has chosen to wear full-length trousers rather than shorts, it has emerged.</strong></p> <p>Undeterred by the scorching temperatures currently blighting the nation, unbalanced maniac Tom Booker has voluntarily chosen to forego the rational choice of shorts and instead has both legs fully covered.</p> <p>Disturbed onlooker Nikki Hollis said: “What does this f**khe...