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humor Clickhole 2026-05-26

Viagra for the Working Man: Now With Added Heavy Machinery Compatibility!

Finally, a breakthrough that truly matters! Scientists have engineered Viagra to be safe for use while operating heavy machinery, ending the age-old dilemma of choosing between a stiff erection and not crushing your coworkers. Say goodbye to 'working safe and soft' and hello to power tools and perpetual performance!


One of the most long-awaited medical developments in recent history has finally come to pass, and it’s causing people all over the world to realize&#8230; <p dir="ltr">One of the most long-awaited medical developments in recent history has finally come to pass, and it’s causing people all over the world to realize that life is finally perfect: Scientists have developed a <span class="il">Viagra</span> engineered to be used while operating heavy machinery!</p> <p dir="ltr">Finally! After decades ...

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