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humor Cloud Tech 2026-05-26

Prophetic Halo Headband: Control your dreams, or just look vaguely futuristic.

Prophetic Halo Headband: Control your dreams, or just look vaguely futuristic.

For a mere $2,000, you too can strap on the 'Halo' headband and finally lucid-dream about successfully parallel parking your golf cart on Calle Centenario. This BCI promises to 'induce and stabilize lucid dreams' using ultrasound, which sounds far more glamorous than just, you know, sleeping. The expats are already lining up, hoping to manifest a more organized spice rack in their subconscious.

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