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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-26

Sturgeon: Embezzled Millions? Never Heard Of Her. Pass the Biscuits!

Scotland's ex-leader, Nicola Sturgeon, claims she was utterly clueless about her ex's alleged kleptomania. Apparently, luxury gifts funded by naughty money just magically appeared, like a surprise kale smoothie.


<p>EDINBURGH - Scotland - The former Scottish SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon, has denied any knowledge of her former husband's embezzled funds.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66856-nicola-sturgeon-had-no-idea-about-lavish-gifts-from-400000-embezzled-funds.html">Nicola Sturgeon Had No Idea About Lavish Gifts From 400,000 Embezzled Funds</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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