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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-25

Boaz's Grainy Pickup Line: 'Hey Gurl' Spelled Out in Wheat

Boaz, clearly a master of subtlety and agriculture, decided to woo Ruth not with words, but with a meticulously arranged field of grain. Forget flowers, who needs romance when you have a stalk spelling out your intentions?

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