Boaz, clearly a master of subtlety and agriculture, decided to woo Ruth not with words, but with a meticulously arranged field of grain. Forget flowers, who needs romance when you have a stalk spelling out your intentions?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a14ab43c99a66a14ab43c99a7.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BETHLEHEM — As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of grain on the ground to spell out "Hey Gurl."</p>