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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-25

Schumer's Memorial Day BBQ: A Solitary Affair After Last Year's E. Coli Calamity

Senator Chuck Schumer opted for a solo Memorial Day this year, likely because his previous year's guests were too busy fighting off E. coli from his 'award-winning' raw burgers. Apparently, 'food poisoning' is his new interpretation of a 'killer' party.

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