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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-25

Tim Hortons: Canadians Too Good For Serfdom? TFW Program Gets Complicated.

Tim Hortons promises to hire fewer foreign workers, but only after discovering a loophole to exploit Canadians as effectively as they do immigrants. Apparently, serving lattes requires a special kind of servitude.


<p>TORONTO &#8211; Facing backlash for alleged abuse of the TFW program during record unemployment, coffee chain Tim Hortons has vowed to reduce foreign hiring just as soon as they find a legal means to treat Canadian employees like human chattel. &#8220;Tim Hortons is an iconic Canadian brand, whether our employees come from Sudbury, Chilliwack, or [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/tim-hortons-to-reduce-temporary-foreign-worker-hiring-once-they-figure-out-h...

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