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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Four-Story Beachfront Homes Mandated to Protect Drones from Chollas.

Todos Santos' Zoning Board has updated its controversial four-story beachfront construction mandate. Officials now claim the elevated homes are essential to shield incoming Munchies drone deliveries from 'aggressive jumping chollas' and 'misguided jackrabbits' that disrupt surfboard QR code scans.

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