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humor The Onion 2026-05-25

Park Gazebo Marks Two Decades of Uninterrupted Sobriety-Free Gatherings

A local park gazebo is celebrating its 20th anniversary, notably without a single sober soul having graced its presence. It's less a landmark, more a testament to persistent inebriation.


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