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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-25

RFK Jr.'s Ark-Sized BBQ: Where Every Animal is on the Menu (and the Guest List is VERY Exclusive)

Forget Noah's Ark, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is hosting a Memorial Day barbecue where he plans to serve two of every animal, provided they fit the VIP criteria. Apparently, whale is the new caviar, and rats are making a comeback, much to the delight of JD Vance, who's reportedly snorting pufferfish paste.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” A jovial Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shocked the nation by announcing an unprecedentedly grandiose, taxpayer-funded Memorial Day barbecue which would... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-to-throw-extravagant-memorial-day-barbecue-featuring-two-of-every-animal/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-to-throw-extravagant-memorial-day-barbecue-featuring-two-of-every-animal/"...

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