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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-25

RFK Jr.'s Ark-Sized BBQ: Where Every Animal is on the Menu (and the Guest List is VERY Exclusive)

Forget Noah's Ark, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is hosting a Memorial Day barbecue where he plans to serve two of every animal, provided they fit the VIP criteria. Apparently, whale is the new caviar, and rats are making a comeback, much to the delight of JD Vance, who's reportedly snorting pufferfish paste.

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