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A Mere Half-Million for Your New Best Friend

For the expat who finds human companionship too messy and regular luxury cars too subtle, the Unitree G1 humanoid mech offers the ultimate in conspicuous consumption. Imagine it fetching your craft beer, or, more likely, standing menacingly in your minimalist living room, silently judging your investments. A bargain at $650,000, for sure.

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