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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-24

Media Promises to Report Trump's Quiet Moments... Eventually.

In a stunning display of journalistic innovation, the media has decided to wait for the day Donald Trump isn't the target of an assassination attempt. They're calling it 'proactive reporting' – or maybe just a very long coffee break.

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