In a stunning display of journalistic innovation, the media has decided to wait for the day Donald Trump isn't the target of an assassination attempt. They're calling it 'proactive reporting' – or maybe just a very long coffee break.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1329ca782fd6a1329ca782fe.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Trump wasn't shot at.</p>