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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-24

Grounded Snowbirds Vow to Traumatize Dogs More in 2026

As if their aerial acrobatics weren't enough, the Snowbirds are apparently planning to terrorize canine companions even more in 2026. While the Pentagon makes questionable decisions and Alberta pursues independence, these pilots seem laser-focused on achieving peak 'dog trauma' for their next season.


<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re going to be shaking the whole time we&#8217;re gone!&#8221; Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) break down the Pentagon abandoning the Joint Board On Defence we all knew about it before this, the new MOU between Canada and Alberta, and Danielle Smith plowing ahead on an Independence Referendum despite [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/soon-grounded-snowbirds-promise-to-make-2026-season-their-best-most-t...

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