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Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Stalled; Yoga Union Demands Cork Mat Toad Crossing.

Construction on the vital Cerritos toll road has ground to a halt after the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Union declared a 'downward dog' strike. They demand the proposed 'sacred toad habitat' be upgraded to a 'Sacred Toad Crossing,' meticulously paved with ethically harvested, fair-trade cork yoga mats, citing concerns for both amphibian foot health and mat discipline.

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