Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles Causes All Slow Internet.
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently unearthed 'ancient Bitcoin crypto mine' behind Elias Calles isn't just old; its inefficient, artisanal GPU setup is directly responsible for the region's notoriously glacial internet speeds. Expats, furious that their Wi-Fi issues predate their arrival, are now demanding historical reparations for their 'lost' download times.