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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-24

Teenager Too Comfortable to Find Anything Worth Rebelling Against, Seeks Mission Statement

In a shocking twist of modern apathy, a 'rebellious' teen can't find a single cause to champion, claiming America is just too darn perfect. Apparently, his schedule of sleeping and TV watching leaves little time for, you know, actual issues.


<p>WESTERVILLE, Ohio β€” Rebellious and jaded teenager Cory Hall reportedly can’t find a single cause to support despite the plethora of things... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rebel-without-a-cause-clearly-not-looking-very-hard/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rebel-without-a-cause-clearly-not-looking-very-hard/">Rebel Without a Cause Clearly Not Looking Very Hard</a> appeared first on <a hre...

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