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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-24

Godsmack Sun Tattoo: Now Available for All Your Unconventional Body Holes!

Forget tasteful art; Godsmack fans can now permanently ink their devotion around *any* available orifice. Apparently, the belly button was just the warm-up act for the truly dedicated, proving that tribal tattoos and questionable life choices go hand-in-hand.


<p>Most people know the hard rock band Godsmack from action movie trailers and their mom’s boyfriend’s CD collection, but did you know... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-other-orifices-you-can-get-the-godsmack-sun-tattooed-around/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-other-orifices-you-can-get-the-godsmack-sun-tattooed-around/">5 Other Orifices You Can Get the Godsmack Sun Tattooed Around!</a> appear...

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