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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-24

Godsmack Sun Tattoo: Now Available for All Your Unconventional Body Holes!

Forget tasteful art; Godsmack fans can now permanently ink their devotion around *any* available orifice. Apparently, the belly button was just the warm-up act for the truly dedicated, proving that tribal tattoos and questionable life choices go hand-in-hand.

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