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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-24

Masters of Efficiency: Friends Master the Art of Canceling Plans While Making Them

In a groundbreaking move, a group of New Yorkers has perfected the art of canceling plans simultaneously while initiating them, thus eliminating the guilt and saving precious time for more important activities like judging others. This revolutionary friendship technique ensures that the only true commitment is to shared gossip, proving that true bonds are built on avoidance and mutual disdain for extroverts.


<p>NEW YORK β€” A local group of friends who are extremely efficient decided to go ahead and cancel plans while making them,... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/efficient-friends-cancel-plans-while-making-them/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/efficient-friends-cancel-plans-while-making-them/">Efficient Friends Cancel Plans While Making Them</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net"...

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