Tired of those pesky thoughts staying *inside* your head? The Sabi brain-reading beanie is here to liberate your internal monologue directly to text, at a blazing 30 words per minute. Imagine the passive-aggressive emails you can now 'think' into existence, or finally articulating that profound, tequila-fueled insight without the inconvenience of speaking. Expats in Baja will adore this, as it eliminates the need to learn Spanish, or even basic social cues. Sabi's beanie uses 70,000 to 100,000 EEG sensors to translate brain signals into text.