For the expat who finds their Tesla Cybertruck just too subtle, the Unitree GD01 transforming mech is here to say, 'I have more money than sense, and I also own a disproportionately large robot.' At $650,000, it's perfect for navigating the chaotic Todos Santos streets, or perhaps just intimidating the local taco vendors. Just try not to get stuck in quadrupedal mode with your knees facing the sky – it's terribly undignified, even for a half-ton transforming toy.