Dem Candidate Swaps Nazi Ink for Communist Symbol, Claims 'Unity!'
In a bold move to win over Democrats, Senate candidate Graham Platner decided his Nazi death squad tattoo was just *so* last century. He's now rocking a hammer and sickle, proving that a little ideological rebranding goes a long way.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a11b78ad7ead6a11b78ad7eae.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BANGOR, ME β Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new tattoo of the communist hammer and sickle.</p>