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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-23

AI Mogul Mystified: Graduates Heckle His 'Unprofitable Meat Relics' Commencement Speech

A tech CEO, baffled by boos during his speech, can't grasp why calling graduates 'unprofitable meat relics' might not have landed well. Perhaps his AI needs a social calibration update.

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