Apparently, the President's schedule is so jam-packed with top-secret 'not wanting to go' meetings that he'll miss his son's second wedding. Who needs family when you've got classified apathy?

<p>WASHINGTON D.C. &#8211; The President of the United States will be forced to miss the second wedding of his eldest son this weekend, due to a top secret executive branch-level not giving a shit. &#8220;The president greatly regrets missing his son&#8217;s nuptials in the Bahamas, but regrettably he must remain in the Oval Office to [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/president-misses-sons-wedding-due-to-high-level-not-wanting-to-go/" rel="nofollow">Presiden...