Our AI Says: Todos Toads Demand 'Green Flash Ritual' Only with Consenting Amphibians.
The elusive Todos Toads Secret Society has issued a rare public decree, insisting that the revered 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' be performed exclusively with amphibians who've signed a consent form via telepathic waiver. This comes amidst rising concerns of 'toad breath' incidents following unapproved licks near Cerritos.