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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-23

Quiznos' Hellish Spongmonkeys Seek Forever Home, Complain About Raisins' Better Gig.

These lemurs from Hell, aka the Quiznos Spongmonkeys, are still searching for a permanent place to crash since 2004, lamenting that even the saxophone-playing California Raisins have it better. They're willing to work for anyone, from Jimmy John's to Buc-ee's, just to escape the garbage juice.


<p>APPLETON, Wis. β€” Quiznos mascots the Spongmonkeys have reportedly been looking for their forever home since the mid-2000s, confirmed sources who prefer... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/quiznos-mascots-from-2004-still-looking-for-forever-home/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/quiznos-mascots-from-2004-still-looking-for-forever-home/">Quiznos Mascots From 2004 Still Looking for Forever Home<...

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