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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-23

Roommate From Hell: Benzo-Fueled, Transphobic Peterson Wannabe's Dietary Jihad on Fiber!

A desperate search for a roommate has landed the author with a Jordan Peterson-lite who makes his bed meticulously before popping benzos and waging war on dietary fiber. Apparently, 'neat freak' was code for 'fascist foodie with a pill problem.'


<p>Few public figures have established their credentials as transphobic assholes more convincingly than Canadian professor and YouTuber Jordan Peterson.&#160; Even before Peterson... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-next-jordan-peterson-this-transphobic-twit-makes-his-bed-before-getting-numb-on-benzos/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-next-jordan-peterson-this-transphobic-twit-makes-his...

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