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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-22

Spiritual Gift of Encouragement: The Lazy Person's Guide to Avoiding Chair Stacking Duties

Tired of being roped into menial tasks after a sermon? Apparently, your spiritual gift is 'encouragement,' which conveniently means you cheerlead from the sidelines while others do the heavy lifting. Because, you know, Jesus wants you to delegate.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a10d21d1c0366a10d21d1c037.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you have the spiritual gift of encouragement.</p>

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