In a stunning display of shallow governance, Tulsi Gabbard was ousted as DNI simply because her hair wasn't the 'right' shade. Apparently, national security now hinges on follicular fabulousness.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a10c806a20a56a10c806a20a6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was forced to resign on Friday after President Donald Trump discovered that she's not blonde.</p>