Forget kale and cardio, this New Britain tax preparer has found the ultimate diet: crippling stress and anxiety. Apparently, the IRS isn't the only thing that can suck the life (and pounds) out of you.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a10b4107e9ee6a10b4107e9ef.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW BRITAIN, CT — Local tax preparer Frank MacArthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that makes simple use of crippling stress and anxiety.</p>