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humor El Deforma 2026-05-22

Soccer Final Predicted to End in Glorious Double-Runner-Up Finish!

Experts, possibly after a few too many tacos, are predicting a historic soccer final where *both* teams will lose. Apparently, the universe, national football history, and questionable statistics all point to a glorious shared runner-up trophy and a giant cake that says, 'Nobody won, but we tried.'


Ni Cruz Azul ni Pumas se saben la de ganar <h2 style="text-align: center;">Ni Cruz Azul ni Pumas se saben la de ganar</h2> <p>Estadio sin penales.- Analistas deportivos han empezado a considerar la posibilidad de que la final del próximo domingo culmine con un doble subcampeonato.</p> <p><em>&#8220;Las estadísticas, la alineación planetaria y la historia del balompié nacional indican que nadie ganará, y que, en una de esas, ambos perderán un poquito&#8221;,</em> declaró un experto en probabilida...

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