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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-22

Commissar Burnham to Tax Everyone into Oblivion, Ban Private Property

In a move that will surely delight the common folk, Commissar Burnham plans to hike taxes and confiscate all private property. Because nothing says 'prosperity' like having nothing.


<p>MANCHESTER - England - Commissar Burnham has vowed to increase council tax and all other taxes in the country as well as ban ownership of private property.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66840-commissar-burnham-vows-council-tax-increases-for-everyone.html">Commissar Burnham Vows Council Tax Increases For Everyone</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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