Instead of a toaster, Donald Trump surprised his son Don Jr. with the entire island of Cuba as a wedding gift. Apparently, 'it's a beautiful country,' and what better way to start a marriage than with a geopolitical statement?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a108723d3a356a108723d3a36.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son's wedding in the Bahamas, he had a very special surprise for him: Cuba.</p>