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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Stage mom overdoses Grogu on Adderall.

In a move that surely screams 'good parenting,' a cruel stage mom has allegedly forced 100 milligrams of Adderall down Grogu's tiny throat. One can only imagine the toddler's resulting temper tantrums and existential dread.


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