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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Ob-Gyn warns podcaster: drama might harm baby's delicate constitution.

A doctor advised Alex Cooper to avoid public feuds during her first trimester, suggesting that venomous quotes could stunt fetal growth. Apparently, the womb is not a fan of passive-aggressive digs or ex-friend drama.


<p>LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr. Carol Koenig reportedly warned Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper on Friday to avoid public feuds during her first trimester of pregnancy. &#8220;While the fetus is still in this early developmental phase, it&#8217;s best to avoid [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/ob-gyn-warns-alex-cooper-to-avoid-public-feuds-in-first-trimeste...

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