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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-22

Canada breaks agonizing 3-year sports drought by winning a cup.

After a harrowing three years where championship glory dared to reside south of the border, Canada has finally reclaimed the Walter Cup. Apparently, it wasn't *that* hard, which is a slap in the face to every Maple Leafs fan who has suffered through considerably more.


<p>MONTREAL โ€” The Montreal Victoire have won the PWHLโ€™s Walter Cup, ending an excruciating three-year period where the championship resided south of the border. โ€œIโ€™m honoured to have helped bring a championship back to Canada,โ€ said Victoire captain Marie-Philip Poulin. โ€œAlthough it turns out itโ€™s actually not that hard. Not sure what Maple Leafs fans [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/canada-ends-agonizing-three-year-walter-cup-drought/" rel="nofollow">Canad...

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