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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-22

Canada breaks agonizing 3-year sports drought by winning a cup.

After a harrowing three years where championship glory dared to reside south of the border, Canada has finally reclaimed the Walter Cup. Apparently, it wasn't *that* hard, which is a slap in the face to every Maple Leafs fan who has suffered through considerably more.

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