JPMorgan Chase advises customers to vet potential scammers by their 'nice vibes' and 'pleasant demeanor.' Because who needs robust security when you can judge a hacker by their smile and whether they use enough 'please' and 'thank you's?

<p>NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials reminded customers Friday to only share banking information with people who seemed nice. “Fraudsters can use your online passwords and PINs to drain your accounts before you even notice, so always take extra precautions to verify [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/chase-reminds-customers-to-only-share-banking-information-with-people-who-seem-nice/">C...