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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-22

Roland-Garros Postponed Two Weeks Due to Glorious Sunshine, Fans Baffled

In a stunning twist, Roland-Garros has been postponed by two weeks because of *too much* good weather. Organizers claim they must respect tradition, especially the rain, as sunshine isn't 'good for the heart' of veteran fans. Apparently, tennis needs a drizzle to be authentic.

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