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humor Le Gorafi 2026-05-22

Roland-Garros Postponed Two Weeks Due to Glorious Sunshine, Fans Baffled

In a stunning twist, Roland-Garros has been postponed by two weeks because of *too much* good weather. Organizers claim they must respect tradition, especially the rain, as sunshine isn't 'good for the heart' of veteran fans. Apparently, tennis needs a drizzle to be authentic.


<p>Alors que le tirage au sort du tableau principal des Internationaux de France a eu lieu hier, l’organisation a annoncé ce matin que le tournoi serait décalé de deux semaines à cause du soleil.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/05/22/roland-garros-decale-de-deux-semaines-en-raison-du-beau-temps/" rel="nofollow">Roland-Garros décalé de deux semaines en raison du beau temps</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr Gorafi New...

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