Julian Cook, already boasting a top-tier BBQ, is lusting after a new pizza oven, seeing it as a 'piece of strange' with 'foldable legs' and a 'big spanking paddle.' His wife, Emma, unperturbed, admits she sublimes her urges by lurking on Norwegian property forums.

A MAN who already has a top of the range barbecue is giving a new outdoor cooking appliance the eye while lasciviously licking his lips. <p><strong>A MAN who already has a top of the range barbecue is giving a new outdoor cooking appliance the eye while lasciviously licking his lips. </strong></p> <p>48-year-old Julian Cook, who regularly stays up late watching Instagram content chefs pimping out Gozneys, is secretly yearning for a wood-fired dome oven that can deliver a perfect pizza in 90 seco...