A homeless vet is now turning to prostitution to fund his addiction to weapons of mass destruction, which, frankly, aren't as potent as they used to be. Apparently, even illicit WMDs are suffering from supply chain issues and declining quality.

Officials warn illicit weapons of mass destruction flooding American streets are increasingly low-grade <img alt="Homeless veteran turns to prostitution to support WMD addiction" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/05/e3e07e8b-2e3e-4b44-845a-a0a24544bd53-1.png" /><p>PHILADELPHIA &#x2014; Homeless veteran John Webster has reportedly turned to prostitution to support what experts describe as a severe dependency on illicit <a href="https://...