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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Japanese Eels Found With Two Types of Sperm; Scientists Blame Poor Dating Choices.

Researchers have discovered Japanese eels possess two distinct sperm types, which may explain their fertility issues. Apparently, even eels struggle with commitment and the age-old question: 'Is it good sperm or evil sperm?'

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