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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Japanese Eels Found With Two Types of Sperm; Scientists Blame Poor Dating Choices.

Researchers have discovered Japanese eels possess two distinct sperm types, which may explain their fertility issues. Apparently, even eels struggle with commitment and the age-old question: 'Is it good sperm or evil sperm?'


<p>A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sperm, shedding light on why fisheries encountered such low fertility rates during artificial insemination. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/japanese-eels-revealed-to-have-2-types-of-sperm/">Japanese Eels Revealed To Have 2 Types Of Sperm</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sp...

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