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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Mom mails son jar she needs opened, proving eternal maternal reliance.

In a heartwarming display of domestic helplessness, a mother has mailed her son a jar she cannot open, because who else is going to solve her pressing lid-related crises? This is why we can't have nice things... or easily opened pickles.

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