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humor The Onion 2026-05-22

Tiger Woods' 12-Step AA Program Completed in Record Time: 9 Minutes.

In news that will shock absolutely no one who understands the concept of time, Tiger Woods has apparently mastered the 12-step program in less time than it takes to order a latte. Experts are calling it 'peak efficiency' or possibly 'a typo'.


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