As Brits eagerly plan garden parties and picnics, they conveniently forget about the millions of biting, stinging, and generally annoying insects that consider these events an all-you-can-eat buffet. Let's hope the prosecco is strong enough to numb the pain.

MILLIONS of Britons envisioning a long weekend relaxing and drinking outdoors have once again forgotten about f**king insects. <p><strong>MILLIONS of Britons envisioning a long weekend relaxing and drinking outdoors have once again forgotten about f**king insects. </strong></p> <p>Forecasts of a bank holiday heatwave have thousands planning evenings in the garden, days at theme parks and picnics in the country that will be ruined by gnats, wasps and ants respectively.</p> <p>Sophie Rodriguez sai...