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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-22

Florentino Pérez Discovers Socialism After a Week Without Subscribing to ABC Newspaper.

Apparently, a week without your daily dose of conservative media has transformed Real Madrid president Florentino Pérez into a card-carrying socialist. He's now preaching social policies and state intervention, proving that even the staunchest capitalists can be swayed by the siren song of economic equality... or perhaps just a lack of their usual reading material.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="404" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/05/tolili-1-600x404.png" width="600" /></figure>Después de una semana sin estar suscrito al diario ABC, Florentino Pérez ha empezado a manifestar opiniones de izquierdas. El empresario español ha descubierto estos días la importancia de las políticas sociales y de la intervención del Estado para asegurar la igualdad de oportunidades en la sociedad española. “Solo si nos mantenemos u...

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